I’ve never been a bag hag, but I’d do a lot for this fairy one …

Something tells us this marriage is going to last…

Mme Sarkozy in the nude. Give a gallic shrug!

Marc? You fox!

We just saw the copy of March 2008 Russian Vogue and it’s all about Natalia Vodianova. Photographed by everyone including Steven Meisel and Mario Testino, the lovely Mrs Portman appears to be hotter than ever… are you as thrilled as the Russians?

Playboy France puts Lou Doillon on the cover and all of a sudden looks like Purple magazine … are they trying to reignite my faith in humanity or something….?

You wonna be her….

Ahh yes, it’s that time of the year again. After months of hibernating here in New York nothing is more inspiring than a vacation some place warm. Think Amy Winehouse goes to Ibiza. You will need:
Plastic YSL flip flops with ties, Forever 21 stretchy bead bracelets (you can drown them in the pool and not care)

The simplest string bikini possible (a reward for all the hours spent at the gym and all the desserts that have been skipped)

Missoni woven fedora and Rayban aviators

A cotton string Ecobag and some tattoos (although we’re too clean-cut to even contemplate real ones)

+ light blue jean cut-offs a la Amy, bronzer, sunscreen and you’re done!

Ohhh if looks could kill that knocked-up Hollywood bimbo would be dead dead dead.
Jessica Who? The most arresting woman in fashion is the one and only Anna Piaggi!

The shirts are from Berangere Claire whose website unequivocally states they are American Redneck style. (That’s so not PC we love her already!)