Oh No! It’s Jade!
Yvan, the Face Hunter has hunted down Jade, the maniac from America’s Next Top Model!! He, of course couldn’t fully comprehend the significance of this event, and was simply captivated by her fortune-teller outfit. 
There’s nothing more poignant than a fading reality TV star. Just recently I ran into Eva (Season 3?) Desperate for attention, Eva, complete with an entourage, was walking around Soho in the middle of the day wearing a fishnet top, *tiny* denim cut-offs and six inch heels. She could as well be nude and working a poll. Her breasts looked really nice, but come on, it’s not a music video out here.
In the meantime, America’s Next Top Model writers are on strike. Can you tell?
September 28th, 2006 at 9:41 pm
oh god, she needs to be on a carnival….
September 28th, 2006 at 10:15 pm
top model went out as soon as tyra got her own talk show… or as soon as she declared publicly that she wants to be “the next oprah.”
ah hell… it’s just over.
September 29th, 2006 at 8:20 am
They have writers? God, I’m so naieve!
September 30th, 2006 at 10:50 am
For being a supposed ‘model’ she takes an awful picture.
September 30th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
haha, I can see Yvan in that situation completely.
That skirt is pretty bad.
October 1st, 2006 at 7:02 pm
She is positively awful. Terrible personality… and dresser.
October 9th, 2006 at 1:13 am
hehehehe fabulous!!
October 10th, 2006 at 9:31 pm
haha…
i saw eva in soho that day 2!
that girl is redic…screaming for attention.