Pariah Scarie’s Makeover
Songstress Mariah Carey has recently made more headlines over her wince-worthy fashion choices than song hits. Thankfully Andre Leon Talley, US Vogue’s editor-at-large, has stepped in to save her from herself and guide her in the fashionable direction.Talley has been seen escorting the diva across Manhattan to a dinner hosted by Karl Lagerfeld and a celebration of African-American legends hosted by Oprah Winfrey. Carey’s friend and representative, Marvet Britto, told Pagesix.com, “She has an incredible sense of style – but then she went out in oufits like cutoff shorts and tank tops. It was her old team of people telling her to wear that. Mariah always said she would love Andre’s guidance and wisdom, and when I called him to help her, he was thrilled and said, ‘I would be honoured!’ Andre is there to help Mariah’s broken relationships with fashion houses. No one wanted to lend clothes to her because when she wore them the clothes would be different – shorter or not worn right – and it wouldn’t complete their vision of the clothing. We don’t want people to say things like ’skanky’…But that is changing…”[NYP]
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Mariah and Andre Leon Talley, US Vogue’s editor-at-large
So, here are the new pictures of Mariah and we don’t see any improvement at all. She still looks like an overweight mermaid with stiff tits. What, not even Talley can help?!?! And if this is the new fabulous look he came up with for her why does she have these awful ruffles on her waist? We just don’t get it…
May 28th, 2005 at 1:30 pm
Mariah needs a total makeover. Start with the hair and work your way down. Why have people ever found her hot? Her voice is OK (not horrible, not outstanding) but she always looks like a well-used whore.
I grant you that singers today are supposed to look like whores but not well-used whores. She’s always looked like a well-used one, chairperson of the AARP Whore Committee.
May 28th, 2005 at 3:09 pm
for many years, I have wondered, does everyone around her tell she looks good?
She dresses like a 13 year getting her stuff of lerners bargain rack.
She could look so good , she has the money.
Very odd.
May 28th, 2005 at 3:24 pm
she used to be cute back in the day but it all went downhill since her divorced.
October 18th, 2005 at 8:33 am
Lera said, “So, here are the new pictures of Mariah and we don’t see any improvement at all. She still looks like an overweight mermaid with stiff tits. What, not even Talley can help?!?! And if this is the new fabulous look he came up with for her why does she have these awful ruffles on her waist? We just don’t get it…”
Jane Preto responds: Thank God someone said it. That shiny, yellow monstrosity is NOT an improvement. Methinks the problem is not the divorce from the Svengali but the HUMONGOUS implants. Ladies, you simply cannot be elegant with implants. Out! Out! Damn implants!