… according to Mr. Blackwell are:

10. Anna Nicole Smith – “She’s a bona fide fashion scream…looks like a rag doll trapped in a wind machine!”

9. Meryl Streep – “Forget ‘Lemony Snicket’..Streep packs the fashion punch of Jiminy Cricket.”

8. Paula Abdul – “Perky Paula’s a paint-by-numbers fashion foul. She dresses with all the restraint of a revved-up Simon Cowell!”

7. Britney Spears – “a clothes encounter of the catastrophic kind!”

6. Serena Williams – “courting disaster with every style-free serve,” he says, adding that she’s gone “from the Queen of Tennis to Fatal Fashion Menace.”

5. Paris Hilton – “her designer is obviously on vacation. This is one Hilton that should be closed for renovation!”

4. Courtney Love – “Setting the decadent precedent was once her couture code. Now, she’s just Medusa stuck in a meltdown mode.”

3. Jessica and Ashlee Simpson – “From gaudy…to grim…to downright frenetic, these two prove that bad taste is positively genetic!”

2. Lindsay Lohan – “over-hyped and under-dressed,” he says. “What’s happened to Lindsay? When it comes to fashion she’s in a schizophrenic frenzy!”

And the number 1 worst dresser according to Mr. Blackwell is…1. Nicolette Sheridan of ‘Desperate Housewives.’ “In barely-there bombs she’s a taste-free pain. Let’s crown her the Tacky Temptress of Wisteria Lane!”

Blackwell gave thumbs up to “fabulous fashion independents” Nicole Kidman, Natalie Portman, Barbara Walters, Kate Winslet, Annette Bening, Oprah Winfrey, Scarlett Johansson, Gwen Stefani, Jennifer Garner and Sheridan’s on-screen nemesis Teri Hatcher.

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