This New Years Eve perfect dress is a sequened frock with a fur boa. I’ll be wearing a slinky glittery 20’s style dress in pink petal color and a black & silver fox. I’ll be so hot everyone will wet their pants…..mmmmm!

2005 “It” dresses are these:

Chloe:

and another Chloe:

Ugly pants fashion is back. It’s a fat girl’s dream:

This Stefani scare crow has no taste, but all you need is a good publicist, really. The thing is, however, that one should think twice before believing anything fashion magazines say. Because:

#1: Magazines will promote the ugliest shit … even *Gap*… if advertisers pay them enough.

#2: Who can guarantee that magazine fashion editors actually have any taste? The fact that they are gay is simply not enough…

#3: If I were a fashion editor, why would I ever give out my brilliant ideas to the whole world? – Next thing you know some trashy high schooler from Queens is wearing the same thing as moi!

Love the oversized Dior and Michael Kors retro shades. Talk about glam.

These Michael Kors glasses are so me…

I’ll be stuck in the freezing New York for now. I tried going to Miami last week but the day I was to fly there the temperatures in South Beach hit 39F. Florida has to turn into a fucking Iceland when I’m about to go there. And since my trip is postponed until the near future I’ll be staying home and contemplating my new outfits. Fashion-wise I’ve been on a spring schedule since October. All the things in the stores are so 2004 that I just stopped waisting my money on it.

I want this Valentino skirt:

And Ana Sui’s got the cuttest skirts too. I’m getting this one:

Gemma Ward’s so hot.